I’ve received so many wonderful announcements in my email so far this week, I just had to share them with the world (or at least my one reader).
- Congratulations! You’ve been selected to receive 250 Free Business Cards.
Guess I could get some saying “I’m Retired. I Got no Business!” - Congratulations you have been chosen to receive a
case of Monster Energy Drink for FREE!
Now more energy would be a good thing, but certain people might say I’m already enough of a monster. - We’re giving you a FREE Palm Centro Smartphone! This is a $350 value that we’re GIVING to you for no cost!
Oh yeah, I really believe that. - You have been chosen to receive a FREE Emeril Cookware Set!
Like I ever cook anything!! - Your new Macbook Air Laptop is completely complimentary and is yours for no COST! We are giving you this Macbook Air for NO COST!
I hope Mac and Delly PC will be good buddies. - Hollywood Casting Call Job Offer
I’m ready for my closeup now.
And, these are just the ones that weren’t caught by the Spam filter.












