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TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN GOLF BUT AREN’T
10. Nuts…my shaft is bent.
9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
8. You really whacked the h**l out of that sucker.
7. Look at the size of his putter.
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
3. My hands are so sweaty I can’t get a good grip.
2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.
1. Hold up…I need to wash my balls first.
Sylvia Kirkwood said,
Friday, November 21, 2008 at 6:46 pm
I wonder what people think that are somewhere where they can hear what’s being said without seeing the people saying it. Would love to see the look on their face! What a hoot! Great laugh for the afternoon.
Susan said,
Friday, November 21, 2008 at 7:59 pm
Oh, this is really cute. My husband is a golfer, I’m going to show these to them.
Blessings♥
Steve said,
Friday, November 21, 2008 at 9:06 pm
Very funny. I have a coworker that likes to hit his ball with his shaft. I pass these along.
Beth said,
Saturday, November 22, 2008 at 10:37 am
Ha, ha…these are hilarious! Thanks for the laugh.
Robert said,
Wednesday, December 3, 2008 at 2:07 pm
These are really good jokes!
One day I was playing golf and my friend asked me what was my handicap
and I said, I have 2, and my friend asked me how come! I answered:
First, my wife!
Second, my weight!
He was laughing so much that he missed his shot!
Conitnue your good work