Friday Funnies is sponsored by Homesteader’s Heart.
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HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men’s
used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy
of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and
magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Bubba,
Big’un, Duke, Slim, & Me went for more ammo and beer.
Back in an hour. Don’t mess with the pit bulls – they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don’t think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
Anyway, I locked all four of ‘em in the house.. Better wait outside.
Cooter
Enna said,
Friday, May 15, 2009 at 7:04 am
Hahaha, awesome.