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But Officer . . .
One Sunday, sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH.
He thinks to himself, “This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!” So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.
Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies – two in the front seat and three in the back – wide eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, “Officer, I don’t understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! I always go exactly the speed limit. What seems to be the problem?”
“Ma’am,” the officer replies, “you weren’t speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers.”
“Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly! Twenty-two miles an hour!” the old woman says a bit proudly.
The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that “22″ was the route number, not the speed limit.
A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.
“But before I let you go, Ma’am, I have to ask . . . Is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven’t muttered a single peep this whole time,” the officer asks with concern.
“Oh, they’ll be all right in a minute, officer. We just got off Route 119.”
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When I Was Your Age
A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home.
Just as he was about to tee off, an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could accompany the young man as he was golfing alone.
Not being able to say no, he allowed the old gent to join him.
To his surprise, the old man played fairly quickly. He didn’t hit the ball far, but plodded along consistently and didn’t waste much time.
They reached the ninth fairway, and the young man found himself with a tough shot. There was a large pine tree right in front of his ball, directly between his ball and the green.
After several minutes of debating how to hit the shot, the old man finally said, “You know, when I was your age, I’d hit the ball right over that tree.”
With that challenge placed before him, the youngster swung hard and hit the ball right smack into the top of the tree trunk, where it thudded back on the ground not a foot from where it had originally been.
The old man offered one more comment, “Of course, when I was your age. that pine tree was only 3 feet tall.”
Kim said,
Friday, October 9, 2009 at 3:55 am
Woo Hoo! Too funny. That last one I had never heard before. Thanks for sharing.
Happy Friday
Kim
Mary said,
Friday, October 9, 2009 at 6:46 am
I can relate to the first joke! A car full of women speeding to retreat, but not 112!
Kathy Charest said,
Friday, October 9, 2009 at 7:50 am
I love that first one, I’ve heard it several times before and it always gets me laughing, I can just imagine their faces…worse yet, I can just imagine it being me someday! LOL
The golf story is funny too, lol…yup, it woulda been a few years back, eh?
Mami Picture said,
Friday, October 9, 2009 at 9:20 am
LOL to Stinky Funny!!!!
Thanks for sharing =)
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Have a Great♥Weekend!
Kathleen said,
Friday, October 9, 2009 at 9:36 am
That is SO funny! I never heard the golf one, that was good.
Mary said,
Friday, October 9, 2009 at 11:08 am
Great funnies! I’ve heard them both before, but still laughed…good ones like these are classics!
God bless,
Mary
SophieMae said,
Friday, October 9, 2009 at 1:24 pm
Oh, that second one really cracked me up.
Have a JESUS-filled day! ^i^