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Two bachelors were talking about their respective choice of life partner. One friend said, ‘It is generally said that people with opposite characteristics make the happiest marriages. What is your opinion ?’
The friend replied,’Yes, they are right. That is why I am looking for a girl with a lot of money!’
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If a man yells in the woods and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?