These are actual police reports published in our local weekly newspaper:

  • A woman advised that her mail carrier had yelled at her on the previous day about her allowing people to hunt on her land and how it was scaring off the elk. She said that the man said he worked for the conservation department and that he was going to turn her in to the sheriff’s department. She also said that he threatened to shoot her dogs.
  • A caller advised of a property-line dispute and that his neighbor had painted all of the caller’s fence purple.

Small town news is great!