MAKE ME LAUGH MONDAY: OLD IS WHEN…

‘OLD’ IS WHEN

  • Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot.
  • A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door,
  • Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
  • You don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go along.
  • You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police
  • ‘Getting a little action’ means you don’t need to take any fiber today.
  • ‘Getting lucky’ means you find your car in the parking lot.
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