|‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
- Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot.
- A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door,
- Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
- You don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go along.
- You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police
- ‘Getting a little action’ means you don’t need to take any fiber today.
- ‘Getting lucky’ means you find your car in the parking lot.