FRIDAY FUNNIES:

Friday Funnies

Friday Funnies is sponsored by Homesteader’s Heart.

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What a Deal!

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: “Free to good home. You want it, you take it.”

For three days, the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it.

He eventually decided that people were too untrusting of this deal. It looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: “Fridge for sale $50.”

The next day someone stole it.

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Top 5 Things to Say if Caught Sleeping at Your Desk

5. The blood bank mentioned this might happen.

4. Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.

3. Unbelievable; I thought that cold medicine said DAYTIME!

2. Whew! Guess I left the top off that liquid paper.

AND THE #1 THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:

“Amen.”

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7 thoughts on “FRIDAY FUNNIES:

  1. Oh too funny. They were both hilarious. And the first one is sooo true.
    Thanks for sharing some laughs today. I needed it after a hard week.
    Blessings,
    Kim

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