FRIDAY FUNNIES: SENIOR ENGAGEMENT

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Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: “Are you the owner?” The pharmacist answers, “Yes.”

Jacob: “We’re about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?” Pharmacist: “Of course we do.”
Jacob: “How about medicine for circulation?” Pharmacist: “All kinds .”
Jacob: “Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?” Pharmacist: “Definitely.”
Jacob: “How about Viagra?” Pharmacist: “Of course.”
Jacob: “Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?” Pharmacist: “Yes, a large variety. The works.”
Jacob: “What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson’s disease?” Pharmacist: “Absolutely.”
Jacob: “You sell wheelchairs and walkers?” Pharmacist: “All speeds and sizes.”

Jacob: “We’d like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.

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12 thoughts on “FRIDAY FUNNIES: SENIOR ENGAGEMENT

  1. LOL!!!! I didn’t see that coming. That is sooooo funny my friend. Thank you so much for sharing it!!
    I gotta tell my parents that one.
    Happy Friday!

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