FRIDAY FUNNIES: CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY!

Friday Funnies

Friday Funnies is sponsored by Homesteader’s Heart.

Subject: Life After Death

A boss asked one of his employees, “Do you believe in life after death?” “Yes, sir,” replied the new employee.

“I thought you would,” said the boss, “since after you left to go to your grandmother’s funeral yesterday, she stopped in to see you!”

Subject: Supporting a Family

The prospective son-in-law was asked by his girl friend’s father, “Son, can you support a family?”

“Well, no, sir,” he replied. “I was just planning to support your daughter. The rest of you have to fend for yourselves.”

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