MEAN OLD MOMMAS

Cassie

I received an email yesterday morning from my cute little grandkitty, Cassandra Jean. She was noticeably upset with her mommy for not wanting her to play all night.

Dear Gramma-kitty,

Can I come lives with you. Mommy is mean. She got mad last night because I was playing and yelled at me. She said I was acting like crazy cat. I was just playin’. Then, she started maowing at me. It’s really annoying! I don’t know why she would do that. It’s not cute when she does it like it is when I do it. Anyhow, now she says she’s tired and is my fault. Crazy lady.

Loves you,
Cassie

So I had to write her back ’cause I couldn’t drive up there right then.

Dear Cassie,

I’m sorry that I couldn’t read your message this morning and come get you. I had to go see a mean ol’ lady with a needle who wouldn’t let me eat first or have a DDP. She kept taking this red stuff from my arm and hand. I didn’t like it a bit. And the orange stuff she made me drink was yukky sweet.

At least I didn’t have to ride there in a cage like your Mommy makes you do, although it would have been nice to have someone carry me across the parking lot and into the building since my knees hurt so much.

Your Mommy says you two have made up now and you’ve decided to go on living with her. BUT if she is mean with you again, I’ll be right up there and you can come home with me. We’d get along great ’cause I stay up all night and sleep in daytime, too.

Gramma Kitty

P.S. I think the Dollar Store sells tuna, too. That’s the only place I can shop now since my knees don’t work so well.

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THEN SINGS MY SOUL: THE ONE I’M DYING FOR

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The One I’m Dying For
by The Isaacs

Outside I hear them talking
Could it be it’s me they’re mocking
An eye for an eye is all that matters anymore

Pilate put me in this prison
And I deserve what I’ve been given
A life for a life and that’s the one I’m dying for

I caught the eye of a man who was beaten
I saw the truth, even I believed him
Now I can tell from my cell, who they’re wantin’ more

I hear them cry, “Release Barabbas!”
In disbelief, I turned to Jesus
He looked at me and He said go free, you’re the one I’m dying for.

For the one who is hurting and the one who has done wrong
For the one who needs healing and feels like hope is gone
For the weary who can’t carry his cross anymore
You’re the one, You’re the one I’m dying for

For the one with all the questions and the one who just believes
For the one who casts the first stone and the one down on her knees
For the weary who can’t carry his cross anymore
You’re the one, You’re the one
You’re the one, You’re the one I’m dying for

SONIC(R) Drive-In Limeades for Learning(SM)

If you love Sonic drinks like I do, you can help schools with projects that need funding by going to

SONIC(R) Drive-In Limeades for Learning(SM).

You can vote for a number of Arkansas teachers’ projects. You just need the number from the little sticker on your Sonic drink.  Only takes a minute.

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THEN SINGS MY SOUL: HE’S EVERYTHING TO ME

He’s Everything to Me
sung by The Imperials

In the stars His handiwork I see,
On the wind He speaks with majesty.
Though He ruleth over land and sea,
What is that to me?

I will celebrate Nativity,
For it has a place in history,
Sure, He came to set His people free,
What is that to me?

Til by faith I met Him face to face,
And I felt the wonder of His grace,
Then I knew that He was more
Than just a God who didn’t care,
That lived away out there
and …..
Now He walks beside me day by day,
Ever watching o’er me lest I stray,
Helping me to find that narrow way,
He is everything to me.

FRIDAY FUNNIES: DO YOU EVER WONDER….?

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Friday Funnies is sponsored by Homesteader’s Heart.

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DO YOU EVERY WONDER…?

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why do you have to “put your two cents in”…but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts”? Where’s that extra penny going to?

Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway.

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

Why is “bra” singular and “panties” plural?